Colder than a witches tit

A COLD AIR MASS WILL CONTINUE TO SETTLE INTO THE NORTHEAST UNITED
STATES TODAY AND ESPECIALLY TONIGHT. TEMPERATURES WILL FALL BELOW
ZERO TONIGHT AND WITH WIND SPEEDS IN THE 10 TO 20 MPH RANGE...
EXPECT WIND CHILL VALUES TO FALL INTO THE -20 TO -35 RANGE.

NOAA

This is the great thing about working part-time. It's going to be -15 in the morning, and I don't have to go out into it. Yay.